- The other night when Charlotte wouldn’t go to bed (shocker) I was eating a cookie to cope and she looked up at me and said “whatchu eating?” And I told her I was eating a carrot and she looked at me very seriously and said “oh good. I don’t like carrots.”
- Spanky got a much needed haircut but his ears had to basically be shaved down and last night my brother and I were laughing at him and Charlotte goes up to him and starts saying “don’t be upset fanky! You look so cute! You look good! So tiny and cute!” Positive body affirmations here, people.
- In the car on the way to my mom’s last night she burped and says, “oh, I got agita.” I almost crashed the car from laughing so hard. For those of you that don’t know, agita is Italian for heartburn. She must hear me and my mom say it because I’ve never heard it come out of her mouth. She also says the F word in Italian so at least I can say she’s bilingual.
- Also, I’ve heard the song “hey hey owlette” so many times now I am fairly certain I could play the instrumentals for it, and I don’t even know how to play an instrument. MAKE. IT. STOP.
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