- She asked for macaroni so I gave her macaroni.
- She asked for cream cheese on toast so I gave her cream cheese on toast.
- She doesn’t want a wet diaper on but doesn’t want a diaper change or to attempt potty training.
- It’s nap time.
- It’s bed time.
- It’s mommy goes to work time.
- It’s mommy has to pee time.
- She wants to go into the pool but doesn’t want anyone other than me to go in the pool with her even though we have a pool large enough for like, 50 people.
- She broke a crayon and I can’t put the top of it back on for her.
- Her sister touched me in passing.
I really forgot how terrible the terrible twos are. Jesus take the wheel.
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