I’ve been keeping a list of all of the things Charlotte says while she is asleep. They take place anywhere between the hours of 10 PM and 4 AM. I am very well rested. Not.
- *High pitched scream* followed by “NOOOO I NEED THE GREEN TRIANGLE!”
- “Minnie needs to sit over there. OVER THERE!”
- “I’m not ready. Don’t take me out! I said I’m not ready!”
- “Shut up Spanky.”
- “You said a bad word.”
- “I don’t need to eat.”
- “Oh that is DISGUSTING.”
And my personal favorite: “oh my mommy, I love you so much.”
She says all of this crap when she’s awake too, so sleeping with her is basically just an extension of our day. Our very long days. She says them while she is completely out cold but very loud and with much gusto. When I tell her she talks in her sleep she laughs at me and says I’m funny. She doesn’t believe what an unbelievable pain in the ass she is. I should really start recording it at some point because I’m afraid one day I’ll forget she did this stuff, but then again, she’ll probably never leave my bed so I’ll keep getting her sleep chats for the rest of my life.