I was such a good mom before I had any kids.  Before I had any kids I swore we would sit at the dinner table every night as a family with no TV on and eat a nutritious meal I concocted after work.

Want to know what we did last night?  Eric went to sleep, I threw some leftover plain spaghetti in the microwave and Charlotte sat on the couch watching Paw Patrol whilst eating said spaghetti with her hands.  And I didn’t give a damn, because 1) I was tired and, 2) she was consuming food.

But you know what?  It was whole wheat spaghetti.  SO THERE.