A New Year

It’s a new year, and with the change of the calendar comes the same old bullshit from my daughter.  Here’s a current list of things she hates to start off 2018:

• Pants
• Coats
• A zipped up coat once I wrestle her into it so people don’t judge me
• Shirts that aren’t PJ Masks shirts
• Pajamas
• Bath time without me being in the tub with her
• Getting her hair washed in the bath
• Sleep in her bed
• Food of any kind
• Any form of liquid that isn’t milk
• Any cup other than “Mickey ba”
• Being reprimanded in any way, shape, or form
• Pillows
• Letting me pee without her sitting on my lap

Happy New Year?