Right now it’s only 6:38 but I’ve been up for two hours because Charlotte has decided 4:30 is the time to wake up every day this week no matter what. The early wakeups are giving me a headache.
You know what else gives me a headache? Or, should I say, just makes my lack of sleep headache worse? When she asks me for an egg, and I ask her if she’d like an egg with cheese and she shouts yea and starts screaming egg and cheese and doing her little booty dance and then I make it and she screams because she doesn’t want it. And then stands in front of the fridge screaming for an egg and cheese. Even though IT IS PREPARED IN FRONT OF HER.
Jesus take the wheel.