You know what Charlotte is really good at? She is really good at waking up at 5:00 AM, fucking around with me for 40 minutes and then going back to bed right before my alarm is scheduled to go off for work.
I flicked her right in the face this morning when she did that. Only in my mind, but it was satisfying nonetheless.
She’ll be ONE in 9 days. I’ve got nothing else to write about right now because that fact alone is silencing me. MY BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.